Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold is a sad chapter in the history of Giraffs Without Borders. We used to bring him on expeditions to dangerous or impassable places. He would walk in front of the expedition and clear the way of trees and branches. He would also scare away the lions and paparazzi photographers. 

Suddenly he dicided to be the govenor of California even though we all knew he was much better at clearing roads and scaring away animals. He is still a member of GWB but joining politics has made him turn to the dark side and these days he doesn't even like giraffes anymore.


These days there is always an evil look in Arnold's eyes when he is discussing giraffes. This picture is from his speach about why giraffes aren't allowed to get married in California.