Eight Gert Giraffe-awards for Giraffs Without Borders!!!!!
Copenhagen, Denmark was the host of the Gert-Giraffe Award show 2005 where Giraffs Without Borders were nominated in eight catagories and won them all ---------( : =
|On this picture spindoctor Sofie and two other GWB members are receiving the award for "Nicests funeral parade in honour of dead giraffe"|
The following awards were won by Giraffs Without Borders:
Most elegant giraffe reserve
Creative giraffe reserve location (for the reserve on Svalbard)
Nicests funeral parade in honour of dead giraffe
Lowest cost of giraffe-adoption
Highest number of giraffes counted in forrest located in a temperate climate zone
Nicest paint on of spots on a deer
Best construction of giraffe-fence
Giraffs Without Borders members in Copenhagen
Comments from Giraffs Without Borders:
|"We are (as always) very proud to
win the very very nice Giraffe-awards and it gives us great pleasure to know
that people appreciate our hard work. On a night like this our thoughts go
to the poor giraffe-family who lost a beloved member last year - Jones B
Giraffo we miss you!!! And to Davis Hasselhof: Sorry you couldn't be
nominated for your incredible work with the rapeseed flowers in Mongolia -
It was inspiring to watch you dance the rain-dance wearing nothing but
flowers and a dead chicken."
"And did you know that the giraffe and the deer are in fact very closely related? "
-Tanja Jakobsen, director Giraffs Without Borders
|"Giraffes Without Borders would
like to thank all our members and giraffe-friends, also the ones who
couldn't be here tonight - Shake those hooves people!!!!!! A special thanx
goes out to our generous sponsors - We love you all. And finally to
Magistrenes A-kasse - Keep sending those little pieces of paper to fill out
with zeros in return for money"
-Trine Fredlund, director Giraffs Without Borders
"Giraffs Without Borders must have cheated, there's just no way that anyone can beat me in a longest neck competition. Giraffes are traitors and they should all be send out of the country. They steal our jobs and our women and they are to lazy to work"
-Pia Kjærsgaard, nominated in the "Longest neck" category
|"It is no shame to
loose to an organization like Giraffs Without Borders. After all they are
amazing and we are not"
-C.H Ickenhat, director Giraffes R Us
And remember people: Giraffs Without Borders love you all
(exept off course if we don't like you, if you don't like giraffes or if we don't know you but have a feeling that we might not like you)
Gert Giraffe Award show picture gallery